One: my first review is out! On the Waterstone’s website. Only four stars (tragic), but packed with lovely five-star adjectives to make an author very happy.
A hundred: days till the book is published. According to the Waterstone’s website. Where my first review is out (see above).
A million: my approximate position on Amazon.co.uk. To be precise, it’s 1,093,089. So I’m guessing the only way is up.
Other stuff …
The publishers have found a chapter they like from book 2 to go in the back of book 1. So I feel as if the characters are growing up in front of my eyes.
The garden is looking magnificent (in a small but perfectly formed way) in the sunshine, especially with all the family ranged around it, eating ice creams and teasing each other.
The weekend we happen to need to buy new bathroom stuff happens to be the weekend (are you following me here?) when it’s on sale half price.
Somebody up there loves me. Thank you, Somebody.
Go to coffee shop. Do new timeline for book, based on ‘research’ last night (for which, read supper with old friends, one of whom is an expert in the field. Thai chicken curry, cooked by local food shop. Prepared by husband while I ‘researched’. Top evening.).
Think about next scene, which is a biggie. Get idea to make it more exciting. Get other idea about first idea, which makes it so exciting it’s like watching a particularly gripping bit of someone else’s movie. Walk across Common to library rehearsing scene to myself, in case I forget it. Can’t wait to write it down. Counting the minutes.
Get to food shop next to library. Coincidentally, the shop that produced the Thai chicken curry. It also does cappuccinos. Order cappuccino. Have chat with shop owner. Go to library. Read papers while drinking cappuccino (second of day). Get serious caffeine high. Set up laptop in favourite bit of library (including earphones, phone on silent, banana, smoothie, Kit-Kat etc. – this takes some time). Answer emails. Google. Answer answers to my emails. By now at least an hour since I absolutely had to write scene.
Write scene. Eat banana. Drink smoothie. Eat Kit-Kat. Write other kick-ass scene. Get several thousand words ahead of schedule. Do more celebratory googling.
Look at time on laptop. It’s 17.06. Go home in time to watch 2 year-old eating sausage and broccoli supper. Catch up with husband, who’s been shopping.
Put 2 year-old to bed. Call mother. Watch husband doing his blog. Watch America’s Next Top Model and Eurovision semi-final.
Contemplate ironing. Do blog instead. Are there better jobs in the world?
No. There aren’t.
The danger of hanging around on writing blogs and websites is that you risk encountering someone who’s written something more engaging than you, with a better hook. Like Gayle Foreman, who’s written If I Stay.
It’s her third novel for teenagers, so I guess she’s had time to get really good at this sort of thing. I’ve read the synopsis and the first chapter (on Amazon). Already worked out how I’d have written the book based on that synopsis and realised how much fun it would have been. Now waiting to read the real thing.
Think The Horse Whisperer meets The Lovely Bones, but with a cool teenage voice and lots of impressive cello music in the background. What’s not to like? Go, Gayle.
I am really hoping something.
I’m hoping that when my publisher has tried really, really hard to do the best by my book and make people excited about it, the people in question (big book trade people, not sure who exactly, but I’m assuming critics and book buyers and people) will think ‘Yippee, this book looks fun; love the wrapping; how lovely’. Not ‘Oh, right, no book is ever EVER going to live up to this build-up; what can I find to be disappointed by?’
Of course, if I have to choose between a publisher who puts my copy proof (???? still working on terminology here) in a pink box and wraps it with a blue ribbon and one who can’t quite remember who I am, I pick the pink box people every time. I love them to bits and I’m very happy to be a part of their world.
But a pink box means Expectations. A blue ribbon is abutting the borders of Hype.
Help! it’s a little fashion fairy tale for teenagers. Be nice to it, everyone. Treat it gently. It simply wants to give you a warm glow of happiness. And you can use the box for Keeping Things In. And recycle the ribbon for presents. How fabulous is that?
The fashion crowd go to the Met for the event of the year. The BBC take pictures. We all sigh. Anna Wintour goes home again, a happy woman. Job done.
The god of social media is having his revenge.
Tuck yourself up on the sofa, Carla, remind yourself of the magazines sold, the album sales, the pre-Letizia (and pre-Michelle, actually) glowing reviews, and laugh the laugh of the righteous woman.
In this networked world we live in, I’ve discovered two things.
First, I’ve made enough of a splash with my book for one (yup, one singular) stranger to have mentioned me on Twitter.
Second, I made no impression on her whatsoever. None. Zip. Zero. She had 140 characters at her disposal for a follow-up tweet, and I didn’t merit any of them. Not even an emoticon.
Not only this, but I was doing a reading at the time with four other people and they all interested her in one way or another. She got more enthusiastic as she went along and by the end she was positively cheeping.
But for me, she was eerily silent. Was she perhaps having her wineglass refilled? Was someone having a whispered conversation in her ear? Had her BlackBerry temporarily run out of juice as I read and chatted my way through my allotted five minutes?
We shall never know. We don’t really care. This was simply designed as a reminder that By your blogs and tweets shall ye be judged.
Carla may not have looked Vogue-cover-perfect in her dodgy Dior, but at least we cared enough to comment. I thought I looked rather spiffing in my last-minute-present little cocktail number. And I did the voices and everything when I read. But I was speaking to a void. Stephen Fry, Oprah and Barack Obama have nothing to fear from me.
The rest is silence.